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Your browser hashes your address, a counter and the last accepted proof. Your address is inside the hash, so nobody can steal your answer from the mempool.
Proof of work. Questionable life choices.
Small poop.
Small poop.
Big energy.
Mine a living NFT. Feed its ego. Collect its YSHET vault when you flush. Yes, this is a real game about poop.
Your wallet—
Your NFT vaults—Connect wallet to see your bathroom budget.
No presale. No team cut. Bring a browser, not a shovel.
0% team
emotionally unfiltered
Demo specimen. Emotionally available. Financially fictional.Open the full viewer
YSHET in NFT funds—Vaults + pending reward pools
Added to NFT funds · 24h—Buybacks, Self-Lock, meals & Ladder
Latest funding · 24h—Checking the chain…
Last mined—The last poop to clock in.
Follow the YSHET
Receipts. Not toilet rumours.Reading recent funding…
Public chain data · no wallet needed
Reward estimates & reserve capacity
Reserve capacity estimate · healthy NFT
— YSHET / hour
From the ETH waiting in the buyback reserve at today's YSHET price. Starts once the game is live.
| Normalized estimate · 1★ | — |
| Normalized estimate · 3★ | — |
| Normalized estimate · 5★ | — |
These estimates use today's population and rarity weights. They are not individual historical payouts. Your NFT's actual vault is in My pen.
Mining price, supply & difficulty
Live specimens—of 10,000 slots · — mined since birth
Difficulty now—leading zero bits
Hashes per specimen—on average
Mint price—ETH, plus network gas
Phase—first 1,000
Freshly mined
Browse allNothing mined yet. The first proof takes the first slot.
The bathroom manual · traits, care & token flow
From electricity
to specimen.
No server, no signature list, no mint button you can bot. The whole path runs between your browser and one contract.
Submit
A hash under the target is a youshet. Send it with the mint price; the contract re-checks it in one comparison. First valid proof wins the block.
Keep
Your hash seeds the look. A few blocks later the chain rolls its stars, 1★ to 5★: that many flies move in, and the top tiers dress up in smoke, gems and gold.
The hash
is the poop.
Your 32-byte hash plus the revealed stars decide each trait. Same seed, same poop, forever. These odds are estimates from 20,000 generated specimens; OpenSea calculates rarity from the NFTs it indexes.
It gets hungry.
Then it gets weird.
Condition drops 1% every two hours. Above 50% it earns full YSHET; below that the payout steps down every 10%, and under 10% it stops. Feeding YSHET restores it, and half of every meal is burned.
Condition without food
From fresh to petrified in about 8 days.
ConditionYSHET earning rate
How hard it is to mine
Each phase has a floor. More miners push it higher; quiet minutes ease it back.
Minimum difficulty, bitsCeiling
Where the ETH
and YSHET go.
Every split below is hard-coded in the contract. Rewards are paid in YSHET only; nobody at the project gets a cut.
Every mint (ETH)
Buybacks run in small protected steps (0.04 ETH max, 5 min apart) and fund the common pool; health determines each specimen’s earned share. 15% buys YSHET straight into the new poop's own vault, so it is born with something to flush. The Ladder only buys after a confirmed price drop.
Every meal (YSHET)
Shared by rarity weight: 2★ ×1, 3★ ×2, 4★ ×4, 5★ ×5. A full heal costs 10% of what that poop has earned; an empty one eats free.
Every flush (YSHET)
The NFT burns, its slot opens for a new miner, and it takes a bow on the way out.
Trading fees buy YSHET too
An operator collects and converts the Pons creator share, then funds escrow. The ownerless forwarder sends available ETH to the game. This button cannot collect unswept Pons fees.
- Buyback reserve
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- Last fee pull
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Available after deployment